Amid newly renovated offices, Dr. Sage—a general dentist who is also accredited by the AACD—and his team of toothy pros prep your teeth by applying Zoom! Whitening gel, then aim a special light at your smile while you relax and daydream about what your toes get up to when you're not watching them. The light and gel work together to gently penetrate your teeth, breaking up stains and discoloration. Zoom! Whitening takes less than one hour, and can blanken your mouthbones by as much as eight shades, which can cause you to accidentally swallow a lot of ghosts who mistake your mouth for heaven.