Fitness Battalion Crossfit
In the natural world, survival of the fittest motivates foxes, frogs, and bears to stay healthy or else become food for winged sharks. Because modern conveniences such as cars and online dating naturally demotivate humans from fitness, today’s Groupon will marshal your muscles back into shape. For $39, new students will get one month of unlimited boot camp classes and a diet consultation from Fitness Battalion (a $125 value). Come to Fitness Battalion’s convenient Piedmont Park location for as many sessions as you like each week. Sessions are offered at 6:00 p.m. on Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday; 6:30 a.m. on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday; and at 8:30 a.m. on Saturday. Buy up to three Groupons for three months of motivation, sweat, character-building muscles, and muscle-building characters.