Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to A Touch by an Angel Therapeutic Massage. Choose from the following options:

• For $59, you get a 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage with a steam bath (up to a $120 value).
• For $69, you get a 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage with a footbath (up to a $145 value).
• For $139, you get three 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (up to a $285 value).

A Touch by an Angel Therapeutic Massage's team of skilled therapists deftly relieves bodies of their corporeal aches with a bevy of relaxing techniques. A barrage of meticulous kneading as soft as fresh snow falling on a field of cotton candy accompanies 90-minute stints on a plush massage table, as therapists administer gentle Swedish massages. The expert muscle manipulators can also palliate the afflictions of the various ligaments, tendons, and gum wads that hold the body together during a more intense deep tissue massage. As fingers frolic soothingly across skinscapes, a steam- or foot-bath keeps the body pleasantly warm, unlike icing a sore neck under a soft-serve fro yo nozzle, which keeps the body pleasantly cold. Packages of three massages, meanwhile, act like the slow-release chill-pill long alluded to by parents everywhere, extending vibes of mental and physical repose beyond the first session.