Rejuvenating skin treatments can make one look years younger, making it possible to earn a spot on a tee-ball team or to tag along with the neighborhood’s gang of loveable scamps. Relive your skin’s childhood with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a body-contouring and cellulite treatment at Advanced Liposuction Center (a $600 value). This Groupon is valid for all areas of the body.
Advanced Liposuction Center is a laser med spa that proves its commitment to cosmetic excellence with an arsenal of revitalizing services and on-site consultations with qualified physicians. Choose between two body contouring devices: the VelaShape II which uses heat, a vacuum, and mechanical massage, or the Alma Accent XL, which uses radio frequency technology to distribute energy across the skin, smoothing out cellulite, shaping sagging surfaces, and blasting fat cells with a high-powered shrink ray. VelaShape’s reducing wiles are especially appropriate for postnatal body ensmallment. Results can be felt after one treatment, and after four treatments the body’s circumference begins to shrink as the skin is stretched taut, making it an ideal canvas or a perfect drum.
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The Groupon Guide to: Snow Globes
Collecting clear spheroids containing snowy tableaus of quaint scenarios suspended in clear fluid is a pastime of both grandmothers and grandmothers-at-heart. What do you need to know about the history of these transparent globular mantel dazzlers?
• 1882: Snow globes are accidentally invented by a disgruntled man attempting to drown a suspicious group of miniature resin Christmas caroler figurines. That man's name? Richard Snowglobe.
• 1969: Space-age technology permits snow globes to be paired with a key-wound music box, affording witnesses a level of entertainment so unprecedented that the streets became littered with crumpled, obsolete televisions.
• 1985: First snow-globe appearance by fan favorite Eeyore, the donkey from Winnie-the-Pooh. Within two years of immense success in this new medium, he will retire from animation entirely.
• 2010: A controversial plastic, USB-powered snow globe is revealed at the biannual Snow Global Conference in Zurich, causing the international glass market to plummet. Subsequent rioting across Europe destroys more than 300,000 miniature Eiffel Towers and one regular-size model.
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