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Groupon – Chicago – Redeem from Home

$100 for Bedtime Tuck-In from Ben Kobold ($100 Value)

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Fri Jun 08 04:59:59 UTC 2012
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In a Nutshell

Custom tuck from nice young man.

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 5, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person. Groupon employees, relatives, or persons living in the same household are ineligible to purchase this offer. Must be 18 or older. Service is non-transferable. Reservations must be made on or before 6/17/2012. Service is available between 6 p.m. and 10:30 p.m., Tuesday-Sunday, for locations within 5 miles of 60601 only. Services may be refused for health or safety reason. Ineligible candidates and purchasers failing to reserve on or before the deadline will be refunded.
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Sleep doesn't always come easy, which is why people count sheep or pin themselves down to their bed with the weight of actual sheep. Ensure a restful night with this Groupon.

$100 for Bedtime Tuck-In from Ben Kobold ($100 Value)

Upon entering your bedroom, Ben Kobold immediately begins to analyze your linen seams and pillow placement, planning a tucking strategy as you enjoy a glass of water he has poured for you. After you hydrate, Ben’s sinewy, well-groomed fingers delicately raise each sheet and blanket over your body until you’re comfortably bundled. Careful not to disturb any children who may be in the adjacent room, Ben leans in and uses his summer-breeze-like voice to gently sing you one of the five lullabies he has authored. Once your body temperature has fallen and your breathing has slowed, Ben and his legally required entourage of two or three companions will slip soundlessly out the front door and into the night. He’ll return to his sleeping barracks, where he’ll tuck himself in and whisper his lullabies to himself.

Ben Kobold

Ben Kobold has been tucked in for most of his 28 years of life. He is disease-free, physically. His chest measures 48 inches all the way around.

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