Poetry would be comprised entirely of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cheesecakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Say what meter and rhythm cannot with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of cheesecakes, pies, and baked goods at Christy’s NY Cheesecake Bakery in Wellington.

The baking buffs at Christy's handcraft a variety of tasty desserts using fresh and flavorful ingredients. Celebrate the happy marriage of cake and cheese with a 7” circle dressed in chocolate-chip ($12.95), raspberry-swirl ($12.95), or fresh-fruit toppings ($13.95). Treat taste buds to a classic pie, such as pumpkin ($12.50) or chocolate cream ($17.95), which quells more traditional cravings with mouthwatering mousse and a reverent dedication to teetotalism. Bumbleberry pie ($12.50) packs a crust with a cornucopian variety of berries to sate sweet teeth more easily than an edible piñata. For groups of 12 to 15 pastry seekers, Christy packs her breakfast trays with a savory sampling of classic confections, such as muffins, crumb bums, and delectable danishes ($25).