When scientists say that the laser is our future, they’re either talking about its myriad medical applications or its ability to distract an alien race of warlike kittens from plundering the earth’s yarn supply. Avoid looking directly into the future with this Groupon.
$139 for Two Laser Toe-Fungus Treatments ($350 Value)
Intense laser light sets out to slay nail fungus, also called onychomycosis, on up to 10 toes during 30-minute sessions. Laser treatments tend to yield more successful results than topical solutions and bypass the side effects of plutonium pills and other medications that can sucker-punch the liver.
DeSoto Laser Aesthetics
Dr. Mike Foster, a board-certified surgeon, keeps a cool-headed watch over the team at DeSoto Laser Aesthetics as it delivers a roster of rejuvenating med-spa services. Brandishing late-model lasers and Victorian-era laser cozies, the medical aestheticians blast away all manner of blemish, from spider veins and body hair to tattoos and nail fungus, to treat every shade in the skin-tone choir. Nonlaser treatments include crease-fighting injectables and chemical peels, as well as ultrasonic Vaser liposuction. Patients relax in the clinic's olive-toned treatment rooms, admiring the framed floral prints on the walls as their physical flaws melt, vaporize, or crabwalk away.