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Dirty Works – On Location

$75 for 2 Cubic Yards of Junk Removal ($170 Value)

$75
Buy
No Longer Available
Sat Sep 22 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$170
Discount
56%
You Save
$95
  • T460x279
  • Home Improvement

In a Nutshell

Insured and uniformed crew rounds up and removes 2 cubic yards of nonhazardous items such as furniture, yard waste, and appliances

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 20, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid within select service areas; extra fee may apply for travel outside of these areas.. Valid only for removal of dry and non-hazardous materials; extra fee for sod, dirt, concrete, fridges, freezer, air conditioners, freon units, railway ties, and tires. Junk must be located in a generally accessible area.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

One man's trash is another man's treasure, and one man's unplugged refrigerator is one raccoon family's summer cottage. Avoid housing feral vacationers with this Groupon.

$75 for 2 Cubic Yards of Junk Removal ($170 Value)

Two insured and uniformed staffers descend upon homes with a truck, dolly, brooms, and plastic bags to round up and remove 2 cubic yards of nonhazardous materials. The cleaners dispose of unwanted furniture, yard waste, wood, and appliances.

Dirty Works

The Dirty Works team blitzes big, small, and reoccurring projects with multi-sided expertise while helping homeowners cross off line after line on their "To-Do" lists. The business, promising to be timely and professional no matter what the job, updates interior spaces to be safer and more organized, whether its staffers are repairing drywall, removing junk, or simply handling general repairs. That same know-how extends outdoors, as well, when Dirty Works is called upon to pressure-wash exterior surfaces or scoop gunk out of gutters. After parties, they're available for major cleanups, and around the holidays, they string lights from roofs and sweep any stray white whiskers out of chimneys.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Cleaning a Computer Keyboard

From writing emails to just opening up a Word document and typing "Today is the day I won't cry" over and over again, everything we do on a daily basis requires a computer keyboard. Keep your typing tool in immaculate condition using this proven method:

What You'll Need: • Can of compressed air
• Sharp knife
• Photo of a clean keyboard for reference
• Child, not necessarily your own
• Dirty keyboard (Pro Tip! If your keyboard isn't dirty enough, simply cover it in sunflower seeds and leave it outside to let the birds dirty it up for you.)

INSTRUCTIONS
Step One
With the can of compressed air in one hand and the knife in the other, stab the can. If you pierce the can on your first try, your knife is sharp enough to move on to Step Two. If you don't pierce it right away, keep stabbing but know that Step Two will take longer than it would if your knife had just been sharper.

Step Two
With your knife still in hand, jab at the photo of the clean keyboard until it has been shredded into a fine paste. You don't want any beautiful keyboard photos distracting you from what you took a day off of work to do—clean that computer keyboard!

Step Three
Congratulations, you are on to Step Three! With the child within earshot and awake, explain the benefits of a clean keyboard while turning the keyboard upside down and shaking it until you dislodge all crumbs and fluids the birds left behind. Now you've done more than enough today—taught a child a valuable lesson and cleaned that keyboard—to stop crying.

Which knife should I use to clean my keyboard?

Dirty Works