People tend to think about their weight when they're making New Year's resolutions or being chased by rival archaeologists across rickety rope bridges. Drop pounds with this Groupon.
$189 for a one-month weight-loss program ($1,260 value)
- Physician consultation
- Weekly vitals check
- One month of appetite suppressants
- Weekly fat-burning lipotropic injections
- Weekly energy-boosting B12 injections
- Electrocardiogram heart test
- Echocardiogram heart test (if electrocardiogram is abnormal)
- Weight-loss diet plan booklet
The center guarantees that customers will lose 10–30 pounds in the month-long program—if they don't, their second month is free.
Injections R Us
The nutrient and vitamin supplements doled out at Injections R Us do not come in capsule form or wrapped in a piece of bologna, but rather as shots and intravenous drips. Syringes hold elixirs such as vitamin B12, vitamin B complex, and lipotropic compounds, all standing at the ready to leap directly into the bloodstream. Bags of liquid vitamin cocktails bypass the stomach, allowing large doses to be administered as a therapy for conditions such as headaches, fatigue, and anxiety.
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38525 Eight Mile Rd
Livonia, Michigan 48152