If a rip in the fabric of time is what allows time travel, then sewing a patch on that rip is the only thing preventing Franklin Pierce from riding a steam train into the present, where he'd still be America's most forgettable president. Mend the fabric of time and the fabric of pants with this Groupon.
$15 for $30 Worth of Laundry Services
Drop off clothes to be washed, dried, and folded by professionals ($1/lb.), or manage larger loads yourself in a 30-pound-capacity washer ($4.75/load). Dry cleaning ranges from $1.99 for a shirt to up to $25 for a comforter.