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Lift Laser & Body – Multiple Locations

$59 for Four-Week Weight-Loss Program with Three B12 Injections and Four-Week Supply of Lipo BC Tablets ($350 Value)

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$350
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In a Nutshell

A medical weight-loss assessment determines current health; injections and tablets support metabolism through new workout and diet routines

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Losing weight can make you feel like yourself at last, unlike entering witness protection, which always makes you "Darby Hatbox." Show off the new you with this Groupon.

$59 for Four-Week Weight-Loss Program ($350 Value)

  • Four weekly office visits to track progress; first visit includes full assessment, body composition analysis, and outline of diet-and-exercise plan (a $50 value each)
  • Three energy and metabolism boosting B12 injections, given at the first, second, and fourth visits (a $30 value each)
  • A four-week supply of Lipo BC tablets (a $60 value)

Lift Laser & Body

Sunlight streams through floor-to-ceiling windows in the waiting room at Lift Laser & Body, where a trio of doctors oversees aesthetic treatments powered by cutting edge technology. These procedures range from natural-looking plastic surgery such as tummy tucks and breast enhancements to less invasive procedures. Noninvasive treatments include SkinTyte, which relies on broadband light to get clients firmer and younger looking skin. Lift Laser & Body also offers rejuvenating ProFractional laser treatments for faces that can make patrons look younger, much like not calling a MP3 player “walkman.”

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The Groupon Guide to: Astronaut Skills

Astronauts need to be world-class athletes, die-hard patriots, and scientific masterminds, but any montage of astronaut training also reveals these other crucial skills they possess:

  • Holding your breath for more than 30 seconds, even if someone is trying to make you laugh
  • Saying "Tang tastes as good as orange juice" with a straight face
  • Being blessed with particularly flappable cheeks
  • Juggling three beanbags at once (if you're that good on Earth, imagine how good you'll be without gravity!)
  • Being bald or having very little hair (male astronauts only)
  • Naming all the planets in correct order in fewer than three tries
  • Providing their own space suit

Do you have the unexpected skills needed to be an unlikely astronaut? Find out in today's Groupon Guide.

Lift Laser & Body

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    Near North Side

    680 N Lake Shore Drive, Suite 1201
    Chicago, Illinois 60611
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  • B

    Schaumburg

    1321 Tower Road Unit A
    Schaumburg, Illinois 60173
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Reviews

  • Loved the place! LOVED the staff!!! They really make you feel at ease, and are very welcoming.
    Joanna C., Yelp, 3/21/11