Now that Earth plans to cut its energy bill by having daylight only on Wednesdays, humanity will need to adapt to endless night lest owls steal all the jobs and delicious mice. Start building up glow-in-the-dark vision with today's Groupon for cosmic mini golf to Lunar Mini Golf. Choose between the following options:
- For $8, you get up to three rounds of mini golf for two (a $16 value).
- For $16, you get the Family Pack (a $32 value), which includes:
- Up to three rounds of mini golf for four
- A glow-in-the-dark necklace for each person
Lunar Mini Golf optimizes phosphorescent family fun with a 100% black-light-illuminated indoor course. In a land of infinite night, neon balls roam 18 alleyways bound by glowing green barriers in search of empty nesting holes. The indoor course permits all-weather play, eliminating wind-shear, sand-trap, or migratory-bird hazards from affecting scores. Competitors project putt-putt prowess on challenging holes complete with bent-grass greens and loop de loops. Black walls surround the play area, and illuminated jungle animals, ocean beings, and dinosaurs look on from their wall-mounted thrones.
With the Family Pack, each putter scores a glow-in-the-dark necklace, which makes a more appropriate memento to fondly recall family bonding than getting matching face tattoos of the fifth hole.
Lunar Mini Golf
Lunar Mini Golf's two 18-hole indoor courses whisks putters away to a black-lit labyrinth sculpted through a phosphorescent dreamscape of vibrant murals and neon obstacles. Tiny neon walls frame the pitch-black corridors of each hole, which gives the impression that patrons are rolling orbs across the rayless expanse of the cosmos or through their neighbors' radioactive crawlspaces. Clubbers clad in white will shine like gleaming apparitions as they read tricky breaks and keep the yips at bay, and Lunar Mini Golf offers glowing necklaces for clients to wear to capitalize on the visually mesmerizing lure of the black lights. Catering to large groups, Lunar Mini Golf also features a complimentary party zone available upon request for birthdays, corporate gatherings, and ceremonies unveiling new neon eyebrow tattoos.