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Missouri Maid Service – Redeem from Home

$49 for Three Man-Hours of Housecleaning ($105 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Maids scour household interiors for three man-hours, covering 40-point checklists as they clean & sanitize room after room

The Fine Print

  • Expires Sep 26, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Not valid for exterior windows. Valid within select service area.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A clean home is a happy home, as proven by the way the back door wags when you vacuum the living room carpet just right. Keep your residence in good spirits with this Groupon.

$49 for Three Man-Hours of Housecleaning ($105 Value)

Maids follow a thorough 40-point checklist that covers dusting, sanitizing, and vacuuming of heavily trafficked surfaces. Click here to see a list of valid zip codes for Missouri Maid Service.

Missouri Maid Service

With keen eyes for detail, Missouri Maid Services' cleaning crew makes quick work of household messes by adhering closely to a 40-point checklist. Their standard plan of attack entails a comprehensive offensive of vacuuming, dusting, and sanitizing every room of the house, driving the hordes of dust bunnies out of their hiding places and into the trashcan of defeat. Chore lists can also be lengthened with add-on services such as laundry, deep appliance cleaning, clutter organization, and steam-cleaning treatments.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Crying Less

Your eyes can eject tears to reflect any number of lesser emotions. Here's how to stop these involuntary shows of feeling:

Tears of Sadness: To stop yourself from crying, just remember that no matter how bad things seem, they would be even worse if you were a dinosaur—because you would be dead.

Tears of Joy: To throw off predators who will not hunt sad animals, your body may leak tears even if you are happy. Regain your composure by reflecting on a serious loss of life, such as the dinosaurs.

Tears of Hunger: If you haven't eaten in a few hours, you will start crying. Do you think dinosaurs had souls? Probably they did.

Tears of Passion: When your soul is enraptured by lust, your eyes will bleed tears to reflect the "ocean of love" you're swimming in. And then one day? BOOM! The whole world gets blown up by an asteroid, dinosaur-style.

Tears of Accepting the Cold, Unforgiving Nature of the Universe: Nobody was looking out for the dinosaurs. It's OK to cry about the disturbing ramifications of this on our own lives.

Would you be worse off if you were a dinosaur?

Missouri Maid Service