Although a stitch in time saves nine, wearing clothing made with space-time fabric results in reverse aging and involuntary teleportation. Dress children in earthly attire with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of children's clothing and accessories at Petunia.
Petunia keeps kids cute with a large selection of designer clothing crafted with rich colors and playful textures. Tiny torsos can send a message with T-shirts such as the current family favorite shirt ($30) in 100% cotton, as well as a vast array of holiday shirts, and many emblazoned with playful vintage prints. Bows and flower clips ($5–$24) neatly hold hair away from fresh faces, and rainbow-colored twirl skirts ($36) and Little Bo Peep pants ($26–$38) add an ethereal accent to girly outfits and unlucky pet cats. Boys up to 24 months old don designer duds such as a black motorcycle beenie ($16) or a custom name baseball tee ($30), while more mature men-in-training can sport a Big Brothers Rock shirt ($30) to celebrate an expectant sibling or send a strong hint to Santa.