Before ice cream, cones were only filled with cheerleading chants and an overwhelming sense of responsibility for organizing traffic. Enjoy a conical dessert with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of chilly treats at Quenchers Ice Cream and Smoothies in Port St. Lucie.

Quenchers dishes out 24 flavors of ice cream, 26 kinds of milkshakes, and customizable fruit slushes in its vibrant red, blue, and yellow store. Cones and cups host up to a triumvirate of ice-cream scoops ($2.50–$4.25), and coated waffle bowls induct themselves into the dessert fraternity by bathing in chocolate glaze and ferrying senior flavors around all day ($3.50–$5.25). Sip on a peach-mango slush ($2–$3.50) with optional boosters such as ginseng and protein ($0.50), or select a custom medley of fruits to blend an original semiliquid creation. Vienna Beef hot dogs serve as toasty complements to the colder fare and as precision-typing tools for navigating Quenchers' free WiFi.