Segway tours represent another step toward the inevitable fusion of man, machine, and commentary track. Give in to technological destiny with today's Groupon: for $34, you get a two-hour tour from Segway Experience Treasure Coast in Jensen Beach (a $69 value).

Led by friendly and knowledgeable tour guides, Segway Experience Treasure Coast weaves and winds passengers on a photogenic journey down the Florida coastline. Mounted atop a two-wheeled Segway PT, passengers will silently glide past the Jensen Beach Causeway Bridge and Hutchinson Island as they enjoy elevated oceanfront views and learn the history of local pineapple farming, sea turtle nesting, and hermit crab fight clubs. Tours boast a small glider to guide ratio for an intimate mobile experience, and riders will benefit from a product orientation by Segway employees. Operating early morning and late evening tours, Treasure Coast recommends passengers wear comfortable clothing and bring cameras to capture memories and photo finish results from sand dollars rolling alongside their vehicles.