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SlimXpress – University Place

One or Three Detoxifying Footbaths (Up to 56% Off)

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No Longer Available
Sat May 19 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$45
Discount
51%
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$23
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In a Nutshell

Detox techs draw footbath of warm, ionized water that pulls out toxins from body, resulting in potential energy gains & pain reduction.

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 22, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice required. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Similar to old pennies, toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Feel good head to tails with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $22 for one detoxifying footbath (a $45 value)
  • $59 for three detoxifying footbaths (a $135 value)

During a 30-minute detoxifying session, feet dunk into a bath of warm water filled with ions that attempt to coax toxins out of the body. The treatment can result in reduced aches and pains, boosted energy and metabolism, and smoother skin.

SlimXpress

At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Boat Naming

Naming a boat or “ship” is probably the most important part of boat owner"ship." Here’s a guide to naming your sea craft no matter what “type” it is (this sentence was typed, which is why the quotes around “type” are funny):

Personal Yacht
* A Seafoam Symphony (boat name by Mikæl)
* Charity Schmarity
* If This Boat’s a-Rockin’, Please Come a-Knockin’ – We Do Not Want to Drown
* Martha’s Windward
* Yachtoberfest

Commercial Boats
* The Chuggler
* The SS Hungry Man
* Big Boat

Cruise Ships
* The (Type of Fruit/Time of Day) Princess

Speed Boats
* Angry Angus
* Daddy’s Little Metaphor
* My Best Friend’s Wake
* This Tears It: I Enjoy Speedboats
* Last of the Boat-Speedcans

Are boats definitely more important than children?

SlimXpress

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    University Place

    6720 Regents Blvd., Suite 106
    University Place, Washington 98466
    (253) 564-9223
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