Feet are the hardest-working part of the body, supporting weight while you walk or labor over the hot microwave every night to make lightly salted popcorn. Let your human hooves hibernate with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a guided 80-minute segway tour of Port Canaveral from Space Coast Segway Tours in Cape Canaveral (a $65 value).

Palm-tree-lined pavement becomes a playground for Space Coast Segway Tours' battery-operated, two-wheeled segway machines. Starting at the Ron Jon Cape Caribe resort, experienced segway savants lead upright gliders on a voyage that explores the Port Canaveral cove, passing scores of envious, segwayless humans along the way. Riders can spot giant manatees playing peek-a-boo in the water as the group jaunts out west to the Canaveral Lock. Five micro sensors and two accelerometers on the segway measure terrain and body-position changes as many as 100 times per second, so the glide to the Canaveral Barge Canal poses no threat to maintaining balance or ensuring that fishbowls sitting atop helmets remain unharmed. After mastering the art of personal transportation, wheel spinners refuel at Fishlips Waterfront Bar & Grill in Port Canaveral with a coupon for 10% off of the entire bill, which can be assembled with items from Fishlips' menu, such as smoked wahoo fish dip ($8) or cornflake-crusted crab cakes ($9).