Like the food pyramid, a good burger is built from layers of bread, meat, veggies, and cheese, and is curiously devoid of whipped cream. Balance your dietary needs with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of burgers and drinks at Twisted Burger.

A funky new satellite on the Orlando restaurant row, Twisted Burger whips up classic fast food with an eclectic spin. Whet dull tongues on the Twisted combo, a battered cacophony of hand-cut fries, cheese balls, and pickle chips ($4.99), or create a convincing moustache with 16 sweet ounces of hand-spun vanilla or coffee milkshake ($3.99). The third-pound Classic or half-pound flagship Twisted burger ($4.99 or $5.99) fulfill meat-centric fantasies with their brisket, short rib, and chopped-chuck patty crowned with onions, cheddar, condiments, and a halo of Twisted sauce. Nosh off the beaten path with the cheddar-laced portobello-mushroom burger ($4.99), then celebrate satiety with a twin set of Hostess Twinkies or Strawberry Shortcakes ($2.99 each), purified by the fryer and topped off with ice cream. Dine in with beer, wine, or soft drinks ($1.99–$2.49), sipped under the watchful eyes of Twisted Burger’s zany wall murals, or take your meal to go and stage an impromptu comeback of Take Your Burger to Work Day.