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Venetian Tan – Kansas City

One, Three, or Five Formostar Slimming Body Wraps (Up to 53% Off)

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$69
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  • Swimsuit Season

In a Nutshell

Therapeutic infrared energy ensconces bodies in warm glow that burns calories, smoothes cellulite & stimulates metabolism

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Valid only at listed location. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $34 for one Formostar slimming body wrap (a $69 value)
  • $88 for three Formostar slimming body wraps (a $177 value)
  • $129 for five Formostar slimming body wraps (a $275 value)

50-minute Formostar body wraps ensconce bodies in therapeutic infrared energy to burn calories, smooth cellulite, stimulate metabolism, and flush out toxins.

Venetian Tan

The hospitable staff at both of Venetian Tan's locations shepherd visitors to private rooms, where they can darken their complexions with a variety of sunless-tanning methods or slim down their physiques with infrared body wraps. Venetian's collection of Ergoline tanning beds simulates sun kisses with four levels of intensity during 12- to 15-minute sessions, and their airbrush technicians evenly embellish hides with a spray-tan solution that bronzes bodies without UV rays or melted third-place medals. An inventory of take-home tanning lotions and epidermal elixirs from brands such as Designer Skin and California Tan prolongs skin's newfound radiance following tanning sessions.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Being Chased by a Man with a Pitchfork

Uh oh, you've done it again. You've angered that old farmer. You're going to have to run if you don't want to end up in the hog trough tonight. Here's the plan:

  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

Venetian Tan

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    Kansas City

    9768 N Ash Ave
    Kansas City, Missouri 64157
    (816) 407-7871
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