Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $35, you get one hour of residential cleaning services from Wizard’s Clean Team (a $70 value). This Groupon is valid for San Francisco residences only.
Listed as one of the top-five Best House Cleaning services on SFGate’s BayList, Wizard’s Clean Team is known for crafting comprehensive cleaning plans for all residential operations. From bathrooms to bedrooms to all the grout and upholstery in between, the two-cleaner teams can sweep through any messy spaces or mostly clean quarters. In the bathroom, their powers combine to polish, mop, dust, and scrub away soapy residue and mingling mildew particles. In the bedroom, they tackle the finer items such as light fixtures, blinds, ceiling fans, and windows with gentle care and intimidating glares. For bigger homes or occasions, customers can snag up to three of today’s Groupon and use them for three consecutive hours or three spaced-out sessions of sanitary check-ups.
Cleaning appointments must be made seven days in advance.
Reviews
Wizard's Clean Team ranked in the top five for Best House Cleaning in 2008 and 2010 according to CityVoters. Yelpers give it a 3.5-star average rating:
- Dependable and trustworthy team. – Angela H., CityVoter
- Top Notch. Very professional and extremely thorough in their cleaning technique. – a1sfbear, CityVoter
Groupon Says
How Much Dust Is Too Much?
After buying today's Groupon, don't rush to call and schedule your cleaning right away. Instead, consider whether your home is really too dusty or if you have just the right amount of dust. Here's a guide:
On the Dust Scale: 3 Bunnies out of 10
Too Much Dust?: No way! A little dust goes a long way to proving that you're "real," a hardcore street businessman or woman who's too busy attending restaurant openings and library demolitions to clean the house every couple of hours. Business associates and romantic partners alike prefer a layer of reassuring dust to encrust your belongings.
On the Dust Scale: 8 Bunnies out of 14
Too Much Dust?: Borderline. This much dust allows you to collect enough swirls of cotton-like hair and debris to fabricate your own pillow stuffing or to sculpt them into the shape of that art project you always talk about. Dust-ball fights are also fun if you're having hypoallergenic children over.
On the Dust Scale: 40 Bunnies out of 42
Too Much Dust?: Yes. The amount of human skin cells in dust means that large piles of dust will inevitably gain consciousness, and though freakish, this sentient mass of contradictions will demand your respect and pity. Doesn't it have as much right to live in your home as you do? What will you name it?
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