At some point, every country builds a Great Wall to keep the secret of its cuisine from spreading to foreign nations, only to find that the real wall lies in its heart. Tear down the Great Wall of painful secrets with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $12 worth of authentic Chinese fare at Zen Asian Grill in Davenport.

The staff at the Davenport eatery serve up a massive menu of traditional, made-to-order Chinese fare for lunch and dinner daily. Center a chi knocked off kilter by bringing the Zen pork dumplings, served grilled, steamed, or hang-dried ($4.95) into your belly, or opt for the krab rangoon ($3.95–$6.95) for a simultaneously creamy and crispy culinary experience. Soups ($2.25+), salads ($4.95+), and bowls of rice or noodles ($6.75+) promise unfussy servings of sustenance, and the chef’s special entrees—such as the wok-tossed jumbo shrimp, drizzled in a lobster sauce ($12.95) or the crispy half Beijing duck ($14.95)—offer a rich route to satiation. Like the People’s Republic itself, Zen is family-friendly, and offers a full kids' menu for tots aged 9 and under. Unlike the People's Republic, visiting the fast-casual eatery requires no air travel, making it ideally suited for a quick midday meal or a casual 14th date.