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Ultimate Paintball Xperience – On Location

Paintball for 2, 4, or 10 with All-Day Admission, Markers, Helmets, Air, and 100 Rounds Per Person (Up to 63% Off)

fromC$29
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No Longer Available
Mon May 27 04:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
C$70
Discount
59%
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C$41
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In a Nutshell

On four outdoor fields of nearly 5 acres each, players exchange paint from behind cover such as abandoned buildings and old-growth trees

The Fine Print

  • Expires in 1 year
  • Limit 10 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. 24hr cancellation notice recommended. Must sign waiver. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Paintball combines the philosophies from Sun Tzu's The Art of War with anecdotes from Jackson Pollock's autobiography, I Will Fight Your Painting. Hone combat aesthetics with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $29 for paintball for 2 (a $70 value)
  • $54 for paintball for 4 (a $140 value)
  • $129 for paintball for 10 (a $350 value)

Each person receives an all-day admission valid from dawn to dusk, a helmet, a Tippmann 98 gun with a hopper and CO2 canister, camouflage gloves, coloured armbands, and 100 Draxxus paintballs. Players also get access to the clubhouse, where they can play games such as ping-pong, bocce ball, and horseshoes.

Ultimate Paintball Xperience

A weather-worn cabin creaks under the weight of new snow. One set of boot prints shuffles toward it, stops, and doubles back into the old-growth forest. In the distance, the muffled pop of gunfire thuds. An accountant stands over a camouflaged figure, his Tippmann 98 pointing at its chest. “I wouldn't waste the paint,” he says, and lowers the barrel.

The Valleyfield Development Corporation expands across more than 140 acres, encompassing Ultimate Paintball Xperience's four playing fields, about 5 acres each. On the Ghost Field, abandoned buildings provide holding positions and storefront space for the emerging theatre companies of poltergeists. Alternatively, the natural terrain of mature forest challenges players' tactics, as the trunks of mature trees become both obstacles and cover for combatants lurking in their shadows.

Beyond the fields, players relax between battles in the clubhouse, shedding rented gear and guns to play games such as ping-pong, pool, indoor basketball, darts, bocce ball, or horseshoes. For large groups, the staff can whip up packages that include throwing backyard-style barbecues.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Fishing without a Rod

Until cows realize that seaweed is just wet grass and there's plenty of it to eat on the ocean floor, the only food source humans will find in the water is fish. If you're hungry, near a lake, and happen to be without a fishing rod, use some of these tried-and-true techniques to catch a fish:

Spear: This method, which involves jamming the spear end into the seafloor, holding the opposite end near your open mouth, and waiting for the fish to slither up and into your body, should never be used because if you've got a spear and a strand of long, thick hair, you've basically got a fishing pole.

Net: There are many advantages to fishing with a giant net, but none are more important than being able cut it up into long rope sections so you're left with a bunch of long, wobbly fishing rods.

Dynamite: Fishing with dynamite is prohibited unless you're simply using the dynamite to try to shake loose the millions of fishing rods that are probably buried in the sand beneath the water.

Hands: Employing the bare-handed method to catch a fish is easy, but it's even easier to go to a nearby sporting goods store and purchase a real fishing rod, like the Lakemaster™ SnatchStick™—because with a Lakemaster™, you'll always make the fish come out of the water faster.

Why is it so easy to make a fishing rod?

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