A youthful face is the third best way to stand out in a crowd, next to screaming "fire" in a movie theater and walking through a mall in riot police gear. Get noticed with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a Visia complexion analysis and a custom facial at Awaken Spa (a $100 value).
The skin shamans at Awaken Spa rejuvenate world-weary faces using advanced Visia technology and medical-grade skincare products. The one-hour treatment begins with a consultation, during which the Visia complexion system creates a multidimensional photograph that exposes facial conditions and any stolen doubloons stashed inside cheeks. As the machine scrutinizes skullmasks, it reveals facial characteristics for six different areas, including wrinkles, spots, pores, evenness, sun damage, and harmful bacteria. Once armed with the knowledge of each client's specific complexion, aestheticians craft a custom facial that can unclog pores, purge toxins, and transport dead skin cells to an Indian burial ground for resurrection.