Human faces experience a lifetime of wear and tear from gravity, driving into the wind, and pineapple-pie eating contests. Restore your cheeks' original splendor with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a DermaFlash facial treatment at Cellular Intelligence Luxury MedSpa (a $125 value).

Cellular Intelligence specializes in cutting-edge treatments catered to clients' individual beautification needs. The rejuvenating DermaFlash facial aims to have faces meticulously cleaned and thoroughly rejuvenated in about 30 minutes. One of Cellular Intelligence's medical aestheticians will glide a specialized instrument smoothly over the surface of your face, removing the top layer of fuzz, hair, and dearly departed skin that cloaks true silkiness. A peel employing the spa's unique dermaplaning method exfoliates deeply, resulting in glowing and perceptibly more baby-like skin. Freshly stimulated collagen and elastin forms a ready, more welcoming foundation for facial products and whipped-cream pies.