Without its lashes, the human eye would be vulnerable to dirt, dust, and renegade BBs looking to ruin Christmas. Protect the tradition of weapon gifting with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a new set of eyelash extensions at Cocoa Elle (a $125 value).

Cocoa Elle's individual lash extensions blend in with existing eye awnings, allowing guests to cast smoldering spells of glances without mascara wands or makeup modifications. During the 90-minute ocular-enhancing service, a skilled technician delicately drapes 40 lashes over each facial window to naturally bolster beauty. Recline on a plush table and stare at the inside of your eyes while an extensionist elongates existing hairs in a relaxed spa setting. All lashes adhere to focal fur with medical-grade adhesive for two to three weeks, granting customers more youthful appearances and increased urges to pepper strangers with butterfly kisses. Thirty-minute touch-up fills ($55, not covered by this Groupon) are recommended every two to three weeks following the initial application.