Before dietitians, undomesticated corndogs ran rampant in homes across the country, expanding waistlines and leaving grease stains all over the neighbor’s newspaper. Tame your diet with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a 45-minute nutritional-counseling session with Keren Gilbert, RD, at Decision Nutrition in Great Neck (a $150 value).
Featured in media outlets including Fox News and Self magazine, certified nutritionist and dietitian Keren Gilbert preps clients for decades of healthy eating during 45-minute counseling sessions. At each meeting, Keren launches an all-encompassing investigation into her clients’ health goals, eating patterns, medical history, and other vital statistics, including a BMI and body-fat percentage analysis, a resting-metabolic-rate measurement, and a knee-jerk-reaction reflex test to Yakov Smirnoff jokes. Armed with an arsenal of healthy recipes and encouragement, Keren helps each counselee set attainable goals to fit newfound forms into their slimmest birthday suits. Through elucidating food-intake journals, she forms specific diet plans that cater to each individual’s needs and dietary restrictions.
After trying out the tailored tooth-exercise plan, dieters may opt for a follow-up session (not included in the cost of this Groupon). At this meeting, Keren will review progress and finalize sustenance instructions, readying clients for a more extensive nutritional program or a date with a romance-novel cover model.