What You'll Get
A strong man wrestles you to the ground to show off; a stronger man boosts your self-esteem and then accidentally breaks three of your ribs with a supportive hug. Learn the tenets of both strength and community with today's militantly muscled Groupon: for $42, you get one month of unlimited boot-camp classes and nutritional guidance (a $247 value) at Fusion X Health and Fitness. The one-hour classes are held at the Calvert Recreation Center every weekday at 5:30 p.m. and 6:30 p.m.
The Fusion X Health and Fitness boot-camp program tackles health holistically with a combination of physically challenging exercises, expert nutritional guidance, and confidence-boosting progress tracking and support. During your month of membership, you’ll be able to attend unlimited classes with Fusion X Health and Fitness boot camp. Each session features fun, dynamic drills that help you avoid stumbling upon dreaded weight-loss plateaus and sentient, progress-devouring muffin tops. You'll also be prescribed a four-week meal plan with suggested weekly grocery lists to remind you of important items such as fruits, vegetables, fregetables, and the butcher's birthday. If you miss a workout or accidentally swallow a tiered cake, Fusion X will also set you up with challenging routine plans to try out at home.
Come early to the first class in your month of intensive muscle morphing, when one of Fusion X's fitness gurus will meet with you to take your measurements and assess your current level of wellbeing. This way, when you graduate the program with the strength and status of the world's strongest celebrity, you'll have something relatable to toss to the producers of your reality-television play. Track your own progress along the way with the camp-provided activity log and food journal, or replenish your supply of motivation during the month by tapping into Fusion X's email support system, piloted by the boot camp's expert trainers. Call ahead to register for a session.
Not valid with other offers, including the one-week free trial.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must use within 30 days after first class. Pre-registration required. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.