What You'll Get
If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get two hours of eco-friendly house cleaning (up to a $150 value) from Green N Squeaky Clean, servicing Pittsburgh and all of its surrounding areas.
The licensed dirt deleters at Green N Squeaky Clean whip unkempt apartments and homely homes into shape using only nontoxic, natural cleaning products that appease the earth. For two hours, two–three seasoned scrubbers will besiege quarters with a laundry list of cleaning services, which include vacuuming floors, a thorough dusting, emptying the trash, and lifting a corner of the house to sweep under its foundation. Once countertops and faucets are sanitized, kitchens will sing in their purest falsetto voices to drown out the depressing beeps of dying smoke detectors, and bathrooms will proudly flaunt their owners' life goals in glistening mirrors. Cleanings can be tailored to address a home's specific needs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. New clients only. Interior windows only. Valid in Pittsburgh, Mt. Lebanon, South Fayette, Fox Chapel, Peters Township, Upper St. Clair, and Squirrel Hill Areas. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.