What You'll Get
To maintain an eye-catching body, one must take it in for regular tune-ups and periodically replace its flame decals. Keep bodies in factory condition with today's Groupon: for $199, you get three Yolo or Zerona treatments at Laser Enhancements in Cranberry Township (a $1,200 value). To see valid treatment areas for each method, click here.
Laser Enhancements' technicians brandish noninvasive cold-laser technology that aims to leave once-baggy bodies svelte and wrinkly skin tightened after three treatments. After a complimentary initial consultation reviewing goals and expectations, clients lie down and begin rereading their palms as a Zerona or Yolo body-contouring laser targets and shrinks fat tissue crouched in its subdermal bunkers. Zerona's sonar sculpting methods breeze over bodies during three, 40-minute sessions, while Yolo works over clients for up to 20 minutes per visit. Sessions can also help to tighten loose skin, and some clients see a loss of 1–2 inches after a single Yolo or Zerona treatment. Body owners often experience a loss of 3–9 inches after six treatments, which Laser Enhancements will discount for those eager to increase the number of slimming sessions. Those who want to immediately return to their daily lives or the more successful lives of their identical twins can also not worry about experiencing any downtime.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must use first treatment by 5/1/12. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid for select treatment areas. Yolo and Zerona treatments should be used consecutively for best results. May redeem across visits. Business closed on Sundays. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Laser Enhancements
At Laser Enhancements, Beth Polack and Dr. William Zillweger combine their expertise to help patients cope with both weight gain and hair loss. Their treatments rely on powerful cold-laser systems that interact with the body's cells to stimulate their metabolic rates. When applied to waistlines or thighs during Zerona or Yolo Curve treatments, this process prompts fat cells to ditch their triglycerides into the body's waste-removal system. Across scalps, lasers help strengthen hair roots while blinding the cranial gnomes that harvest human hairs for their nests.