Unlike professional athletes, the best professional cleaners don't finish a hard day's work by autographing everything in sight. Bask in untarnished cleanliness with today's Groupon: for $30, you get two hours of housecleaning services from Magik Maids (a $60 value). This Groupon is valid for homes within Orange County.

Magik Maids' professional housecleaners tidy dwellings of any ilk with cleaning services individualized to please each home's inhabitants. Cleaners scrub and sanitize bathroom showers, tubs, and sinks before polishing chrome faucets, cleansing floors, and shaving trick mustaches off of mirrors. During complete kitchen cleanings, housecleaners sanitize all appliances and counters, counteracting stovetop cooking grease with elbow grease before sweeping and washing floors. Picture frames, blinds, and lampshades emerge joyful from layers of dust. The thorough home detoxification frees owners to concentrate on work, family, or existential conversations with a freshly vacuumed armchair.