What You'll Get
With its endless varieties of color and shape, its ability to blend in among jungle foliage, and the fact that it's endangered when near humans, the sandwich is the Smith's Dwarf Chameleon of the culinary world. Today's Groupon showcases sandwiches that stand out: for $10, you get $20 worth of bread-bookended fare and more at Noonerz, located inside of Javatinis Coffee House in Laguna Hills. Noonerz is open for lunch on weekdays.
For more than 20 years, Noonerz' sandwichez have been handcrafted monumentz to the power of fresh ingredientz and thinly zliced cutz of meat. The lunch menu boasts a variety of sammies, including a veggie sandwich with grilled veggies, feta cheese, onion relish, and tomato. But floating ethereally above even its chicken-, roast-beef–, and tuna-salad–topped sandwiches is Noonerz' Our Favorite Turkey Sandwich, a melding of oven-roasted turkey, crisp bacon, avocado, onion relish, and mayo in rosemary ciabatta whose sheer deliciosity could change the world if used for good and not evil. Noonerz also offers hand-tossed salads and hand-wrapped wraps, along with a slew of side dishes and desserts. A complete lunch costs $7.99 and includes a sandwich, salad, or wrap along with a side and dessert. This Groupon is also valid toward Noonerz' globe-trotting catering menu.
Noonerz takes orders through text, phone, and email, although this Groupon cannot be applied toward delivery charges. Eaters eschewing the existential detachment that comes with delivered dining can enjoy the indoor and outdoor seating at Noonerz, with free WiFi also available for computer consumption. Everyone can buy up to three Groupons for themselves, but you can also buy extras and invite along coworkers for a Noonerz, though you might get slapped.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 27, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. May purchase additional as gifts. Voucher given for any leftover balance. Not valid for delivery. Tax not included. Limit 1 per table. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.