Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don’t speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today’s Groupon to Simple Radiance in Larkspur. Choose from the following options:

• For $17, you get your choice of an organic UVA/UVB SPF-30 sunscreen (up to a $35 value).
• For $23, you get one organic advanced-formula moisturizer (a $47 value).
• For $49, you get one organic advanced-formula serum (a $98 value).
• For $135, you get three laser-hair-removal treatments (up to a $480 value).<p>

Select from shelves of Dr. John Conte’s Simple Radiance sunscreen, moisturizer, or antioxidant serum, which keep skin glowing with health and free of loathsome oxygen. 4-Shade or Z-Shade sunscreens block the sun’s painful rays with a vitamin-packed oil-free formula that also restores vitamin E to faces.

Alternatively, Simple Radiance’s FDA-approved laser-hair-removal process decimates hairs and attempts to prevent their return, and organic topical skincare products refresh newly smoothed body terrain. A series of three laser sessions (out of a recommended three–eight) clears smaller areas—such as the underarms, lip and chin, front or back of the neck, or bikini line. Each treatment should take approximately 20 minutes, though duration varies based on each hair’s laser-tag skill level. Products may also be purchased online with an additional shipping fee.