Like grizzly bear chauffeurs or a WiFi-enabled beard, mountain resorts combine rugged charm with modern amenities. Get back to nature from a safe distance with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a sno-limo Silver tour for two at Sno-limo Mountain Ecotouring's Grouse Mountain outpost in North Vancouver (a $198 value).

This Groupon does not include required $39.95/person Grouse Mountain general admission passes.

Sno-limo Mountain Ecotouring introduces slopes-shy clients to the scenic splendour of Grouse Mountain with interactive sno-limo tours. During 60-minute Silver tours, accommodating snow chauffeurs invite passengers to have a seat on a custom-built snow-gliding apparatus that personal chauffeurs push across the mountainscape alongside other skiers and snowboarders. Sno-limo passengers get the full scenic experience as they ascend the mountain on a ski lift and descend in spirited fashion while taking in Grouse's picturesque vistas. Remaining comfortably seated throughout the tour, sno-limo riders experience the same high-altitude sights and sounds as the fastest ski devils while expending no energy nor learning new skills, allowing passengers the freedom to focus on snapping photos and pulling up next to snowmen to inquire about the weather.