What You'll Get
Working out in gyms has enabled modern humans to reach new heights, including tall ones that are only accessible via immaculate human pyramid. Be a part of history with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get a fitness package at Sportsplex in Stamford (a $205 value). The package includes:
- A 30-day membership (a $120 value)
- A 50-minute massage (an $85 value)
Sportsplex's fitness center supplies its members with an armory of lethal weapons in the fight for fitness, from its glistening rows of treadmills and stair climbers to its cross-trainers and recumbent bikes. Expresso bikes with on-board video screens simulate environments such as the California coast, the Peruvian mountains, and the lunar field in which Neil Armstrong first encountered Ziggy Stardust. For organized optimism, members can browse the packed schedule of group classes in search of yoga, Pilates, and Zumba courses, which help people bend, strengthen, and dance their way toward fitness. Bitter rivals can also settle grudge matches on the renovated indoor squash courts or make amends during synchronized-swimming routines in the pool, which keeps clean while remaining eye and hair friendly with a pH-battling Salt Pure system. Download sweat stats from a personalized SmartKey, which automatically adjusts the equipment settings and seat based on the member’s needs and records the number of reps per set and length of enthusiastic self-cheering sessions.
An extended rendezvous with massage-therapy awaits guests at the prescheduled time of their choosing. Six soothing muscle modalities erase tension from beleaguered backs, including sports massage, which can increase athletic endurance, and a pregnancy massage.
Though Sportsplex sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 3/12/12, membership expires 30 days from activation date. Appointment required for massage or personal training. Must sign waiver. New members only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
At Sportsplex, lines of gleaming strength and conditioning machines stand ready to help exercisers transform their bodies. When clients aren't lifting dumbbells and bars or swimming in a pool that uses the chlorine-free SaltPure system, they can work out with personal trainers or in small-group Group Jamz sessions, or play squash on the on-site courts.