To function properly, the human body requires a steady stream of nutrients, sunlight, and compliments from other species about its opposable thumbs. Use your bendable digits to provide nutrients with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of casual fare at Stone Flats in Scripps Ranch.
Stone Flats begets eco-friendly edibility with a combination of humanely-grown meats and recycled furniture. By selecting locally sourced ingredients and creating dough, soups, and marinades from scratch, Stone Flats crafts fare so healthy that clicking this menu link extends your life by 10 years. Slide into a chair constructed with ex-Coca-Cola bottles and stare at walls made of reused Wyoming snow fences as you munch on a stone-fired flatbread. Sip a cup of tomato basil soup ($3.50) or brave the "flat’r yourself" option and design your own flatbread with a choice of white or wheat flat, sauce, cheese, meat, and veggies ($5.50). Stone Flats exalts all things edacious and ecological with its natural soups, salads, and flatbreads from 11:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. daily.