Poetry would be comprised entirely of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Today's Groupon says what meter and rhythm cannot. For $12, you get $25 worth of cakes, cupcakes, and cookies at The Office Cake on 107th Avenue.
Drawing on the traditions of her baker-to-the-stars mother while adding her own artistic flair, The Office Cake's master baker Sarah Paz custom-makes a variety of cakes, cupcakes, and cookies for any event, but particularly specializes in last-minute office celebrations. Give a coworker the gift of good taste with a 6" mini white bow cake ($18), available in base flavors like chocolate, vanilla, red velvet, or marble, with optional fillings ($7) like rich custard cream, guava, kahlua, and amaretto. The Office Cake's more festive signature cake, the Fondant Confetti ($26+), comes adorned with frosting balloons and curled streamers, and can be used to celebrate particularly joyous office events, such as funny YouTube videos involving cats and a fresh pot of flavored coffee. Cakes can also be specially made in the shape of football helmets, open cigar boxes, 3D computer laptops, the Simpsons, and more. Cupcakes ($15+ for a regular-sized six-pack) make a deliciously backhanded treat for micro-managing managers, while cookies ($24 for two doz.) provide the necessary energy needed to endure a long PowerPoint presentation about how to make compelling PowerPoint presentations. Because her shop has a strict policy against freezing its wonderful wares, Sarah bakes her morsels fresh each morning, then applies icing, filling, and décor once the order has been placed.
Delivery is available to South Florida (Dade county) and South Broward, Monday through Friday, though customers can opt to pick up their sweet treats seven days a week from the bake shop. Changes to custom designed orders can be made up until 11:00 am on delivery day, allowing plenty of time to reconsider whether Happy Forced Retirement Day, Glen! would read better in chocolate or vanilla buttercream.