People eat three times a day to prevent mouthy mouths from brashly blurting out their distaste for the rest of the digestive system. Today's Groupon prevents intrasystem quarreling by subduing chatty cheeks with delicious eats: for $7, you get $15 worth of pub fare and drinks at Third Rail Bar & Restaurant, located in Blandon. At Third Rail Bar & Restaurant, rapacious revelers can enjoy classic pub fare and a wide selection of spirit-lifting spirits in a warm, relaxing environment. The sizable menu fills stomach vacancies with a tasteful assortment of appetizers, wraps, sandwiches, and salads, as well as a starring lineup of half-pound Angus burgers and six varieties of fries. Appease your belly’s appeal for edible bivalves with a pound of freshly steamed and buttered clams ($5.95) before sinking sharpened mouth knives into hearty ground-treading grub, such as the classic BLT ($5.50). Or, go the classic route with the Old Reliable burger, topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion, which is always ready to counsel you through yet another breakup with the type of kindness and understanding only a beefy patty can provide ($7.25).
Parched patrons can mosey over to the polished wood bar to wet their whistles and catch up on sporting events displayed on flat-screen TVs. The bar serves an octet of regular tap beers, supplemented by a varied selection of bottled brews and Beringer Founders' Estate wines, and swaps out half of its typical taps for a rotating selection of microbrews and specialty brews on Saturdays. Third Rail also hosts an open mic on Tuesday nights, perfect for emerging vocal artists or experienced artists yearning to break from the tyrannical hold of Garfunkel.
Four Yahoo! Locals give Third Rail a four-star average, saying: