Hairs, like weeds and teenagers, grow in many locations and can't be convinced not to do so—even when you cover them with honey. Unveil skin with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $75 worth of waxing services at Unix Cuts & Spa in Murfreesboro.

Unix Cuts & Spa's bristle busters apprehend hair with a litany of waxing services. Prune face planes with a brow wax ($11.95), lip wax ($5.95), chin wax ($5.95), or nose wax ($10), which clears out nostrils for frictionless candle sniffing or closed-mouth candle extinguishing. Hairless limbs can peek out of capri pants after a lower-leg wax ($45) and flaunt a smooth surface area in miniskirt territory with an added upper-leg wax ($50). A bikini ($45), Brazilian ($65), or full Brazilian ($90), meanwhile, preps pelvic regions for bikini outings or commitments to all-leotard wardrobes.