Even with extreme effort, bigger bodies often refuse to shrink, resisting healthy diets, exhausting exercise, and turbulent rounds in the washer and dryer. Outwit the spin cycle with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 30-day rapid-weight-loss program, which includes a new-patient assessment (a $110 value), three follow-up counseling sessions (a $110 value each), and four lipotropic B12 injections (a $15 value each) at Whitman Medical Group Houston (a $500 total value).

Whitman Medical Group's health professionals promote a holistic approach to weight loss, furnishing psychological support, supplements, and metabolism-boosting injections. An initial medical evaluation produces a plan to prune pudge, putting an individualized diet plan and food journals into the hands of its clients. Four injections, starting with the first visit, imbue bodies with vitamin B12, lipotropic compounds, and lean, liquid vibes, all of which expedite the breakdown of fat. Personalized supplements spread the skinniness spell throughout the 30-day period, during which health-conscious humans complete three counseling sessions. The final office visit will include a measurement of patients' progress in their weight loss, healthy eating, and ability to sing the national anthem backward.