Signature service: Automotive detailing
Staff Size: 2?10 people
Average Duration of Services: 30?60 minutes
Brands Used: Chemical Guys
The District Automotive Detailing counts car clubs and automotive fleets amongst their clients, but they're just as deliberate when dealing with a single family minivan or a fleet of dirt-splattered off-roaders. Owner Tyrone Crossland Jr. and his staff travel to your home or office parking lot and scrub your car clean from the inside out. Equipped with waxes and polishes from Chemical Guys professional products, as well as steam cleaners and vacuums, they restore exterior sheen and make sure the interior is free of all dirt and debris left by blow-up dolls used as passengers to enter the HOV lanes. Their detailing packages run the gamut from quick was, wax, and buff treatments to The Presidential, an extensive detail that includes hand polishing, leather and vinyl dressing, and oxidation removal.
The Auto Spa lavishes ordinary rides with the careful attention normally reserved for celebrity coupes and supermodel Ts. Your Ultimate Works Wash begins with a thorough, environmentally friendly wash, applied with soft cloths to prevent scratches, while an underbody flush rinses dirt and debris from your car?s sensitive underbelly. Wheels will be left looking shiny and new after a wheel blaster service and tire dressing, while a triple foam polish, spot-free rinse, and towel drying rid besmirched auto bodies of dirt and water spots, and also protect against unjust road-pirate mutiny. After locking in your car?s newfound radiance with a protective layer of sealer wax, the careful technician will then move inside, wiping down the dashboard, door jambs, and glass, before vacuuming all floor carpets, floor mats, and upholstery to rid them of dirt, dust, and hibernating marmots.
The nautical-themed Pirates Car Wash substitutes the rough seas for delicate wash tunnels whose ebb and flow of soft cloths, eco-friendly cleaning solutions, and microfiber towels bring land vessels to a pampered state of cleanliness. The long reaches of brushless towels and sheets of soap leave underbodies flushed of harmful residue, windows gilded by Rain-X repellants, and chrome as polished as a card shark's lucky cheat mirror. For cars that require more attentive grooming, detailers stand at the ready to dip into the latticework of grills, vents, and panels with waxes and steam cleaners. Pirates Car Wash also offers unlimited wash plans and runs fundraising referral programs that send proceeds to nonprofit organizations.