Your face is your personal billboard; if it falls into disrepair, teenagers will be tempted to spray-paint it with mustaches. Stave off surly graffiterati with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a signature euphoria facial from Mitchell's Salon & Day Spa (a $79 value). This offer is only valid for its Tri-County and Northgate locations.
Mitchell's has been providing beautifying services to Cincinnati-area clients for more than 25 years. Slip inside its stylish, soothing reception area and allow mind curls to unravel as you wait for a skilled aesthetician to sweep you into a serene, private treatment room. Tension escapes through body blowholes as warm paraffin wax cocoons your hands like gloves made of buttered angel wings, insulating them in a layer of decadent moisture. Free radicals are banished to time-out with a scolding of antioxidant-rich products and alpha hydroxy acids. After a visage steaming, cleansing, exfoliating, and massaging, facial features emerge from under dead dermis tarps, greeting the atmosphere with a sunnier outlook and heightened self-esteem. An aesthetician applies a custom mask while a massage takes the knots lying dormant in feet, shoulders, and arms and turns them into ephemeral sprinkles of dandy-fluff.
The aestheticians at Mitchell's are educated in the science of making you feel good. The cozy yet modern décor in the Tri-County and Northgate locations adds to the atmosphere of casual elegance. Use your Groupon after a long day of face-to-face combat with pollution, sun, and unexpected cream pies.
Reviews
CityBeat readers named Mitchell's Salon & Day Spa the Best Day Spa in Cincinnati. Five Citysearchers give the Northgate location a four-star average rating, and six more give the Tri-County location an average of 4.5 stars:
- Every aspect of their service & facility is well thought out. – nancy_haverkamp, Citysearch
Groupon Says
Signature Autographs
Ever since John Hancock defaced the Declaration of Independence by writing his disgusting surname all over it, collecting the signatures of celebrities has been a popular pastime. However, not all celebs are gracious with their pens. Here are some surefire lines you can use to get your favorite stars to sign their names:
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