The hamburger is an edible American icon, much like coleslaw made with shredded Norman Rockwell paintings. Bread, bite, and chew with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
$14 for an American lunch or dinner for two (up to a $29 total value). This deal includes the following:
- One appetizer to share (up to a $5 value)
- Two entrees (up to a $24 value)
$28 for an American lunch or dinner for four (up to a $58 total value). This deal includes the following:
- Two appetizers to share (up to a $10 value)
- Four entrees (up to a $48 value)
$7 for $15 worth of classic American fare
Appetizers such as jalapeño poppers and pretzel bites ($5 each) wet appetites for entrees such as the club sandwich ($6–$8), a Fireball pepperoni pizza with peppers and Fireball Whisky sauce ($12), and the Whisky Bar burger, which comes with a choice of Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, or Maker's Mark whiskey sauce ($10). See the full menu.
Whisky Bar
As bartenders pour more than 75 aromatic whiskeys and single malts from a healthy menu of mixology-inspired cocktails, a team of chefs diligently reduce the same amber potions into savory sauces. These potent condiments flow freely over burgers and pizzas, punching up classic American flavors with the distinctive kick of Old Grand-Dad, Fireball, and Jack Daniels. On select nights, live bands flood the expansive eatery with catchy riffs and pumping bass, drowning out the clacks of colliding stripes and solids upon red-felted pool tables. An exclusive VIP area gussied up with sleek leather couches and velvet ropes hosts bottle service—vodka, gin, and scotch vie for tumblers' attention. Whisky Bar's private game room hosts corporate events and private parties, and a cavernous, free-access parking lot accommodates up to 150 cars, which is the same number of cars Evel Knievel once flew over—on United Airlines flight 1232.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Capitalism
America is the greatest capitalism in the world. Every day we defeat the tyrant beast by living capitalism lifestyle. Know what your capitalism is with this knowledge:
Supply and Demand: The government supplies us with everything we need, but consumers always demand even more. Our capitalist society will only thrive when inhabitants stop wanting more and start knowing that their leaders are daddies who just want to best for them.
Free Market: This idea comes from French laissez-faire (fair for the lazy). At this monthly market all oats and grains are free if you just tell a government employee three compliments on government employee strength.
Economic Growth: Capitalism grows the economy by kindly letting its people pursue business ventures, this would be like flag stores, bread distribution centers, and plastics factories for the making of presidential and vice presidential figurines.
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