One or Three Custom Massages at Absolute Health Clinic in Arlington Heights (Up to 63% Off)

Arlington Heights

70% of 104 Groupon Customers Recommend

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Americans spend a lot of time at work, which causes their bodies to atrophy, which causes them to feel pain, which causes them to join Korn. Don't join Korn with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for one 60-minute custom massage (an $89 value)
  • $99 for three 60-minute custom massages (a $267 value)

Licensed massage therapists prod problematic spots with a repertoire of techniques, including those of Thai massage. In this modality, the therapist uses his or her hands and feet to gently contort patients into a series of yoga-like stretches, freeing up joints and compressing muscles.


Doctor of Chiropractic Dimitry Likterev and the staff at myAbsoluteBody they bring their unique skill sets to a menu of chiropractic, alternative-healing, and cosmetic services. Staffers treat ailments by hand during physical-therapy, reiki, and acupuncture sessions, while incorporating the moveable sections of Flexion-Distraction tables to adjust spines without finding pretense for the Heimlich maneuver. The versatile anatomical experts also refine complexions during skincare treatments, mollycoddle torsos during a range of massages, and pad shoes with tailored orthotics.

Tips from Groupon Customers

  • “Great place to go.”

  • “ask for stacy great in getting knots out,super in evaluating soreness and irratation”

  • “Tanya is great! Location within building is kind of confusing but staff is friendly & always a call away.”

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    Arlington Heights

    1655 N Arlington Heights Rd.

    Suite 101W

    Arlington Heights, Illinois 60004


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In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapists tailor treatments using Swedish, sports, chiropractic, or Thai massage techniques

The Fine Print

Expires Sep 12th, 2012. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional single-massages as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice or $50 fee may apply. Must sign waiver. Must be 18 or older. Massages are non-transferable. May redeem across visits for 3 massage option. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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