Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime with today's Groupon: for $7, you get 18 holes of mini golf for two at Adventure Cove Miniature Golf in Mount Dora (up to a $15 value). Children ages 4 and under play for $3 per game.

Adventure Cove’s miniature golf swaps turf-piercing tees and runaway golf carts with tropical obstacles and putting greens that welcome linksmen of all levels. Players can work on their short game or settle longstanding fairway feuds by challenging a friend to an 18-hole battle navigating water hazards and beached boats or by distracting opponents mid-putt by juggling coconuts from the course’s plethora of palm trees. A rock-piercing tiger-striped airplane marks the epicenter of the island, inviting golfers to bank shots off the fuselage to make up for bogeyed holes and denied mulligans.