Body fat doesn't always leave when you want it to, much like the clown crashing on your couch until his unicycle gets out of the shop. Drop flab some pointed hints with today's Groupon to Anew Allure in Elk Grove Village. Choose between the following options:

• For $999, you get one Aqualipo treatment for the chin/neck, upper abdomen, or lower abdomen (a $3,500 value).
• For $1,499, you get one Aqualipo treatment for the love handles, outer thighs, inner thighs, hips, arms, or bra bulge (a $5,500 value).

Anew Allure's staff, guided by licensed physician Robert Kagan, named one of the country's top doctors by U.S. News and Castle Connelly Medical, help eviscerate fat cells without general anesthesia during Aqualipo treatments. Patients will receive an initial consultation to discuss desired results. Then, during the 30- to 45-minute treatment, an aesthetician makes a small incision just below the surface of the chosen body area with Aqualipo's Water Jet utensil, which sprays pulses of sterile fluid that helps liquefy fat cells obtained from too much deep-fried soda. The newly fluid flab may then disperse into the body without causing severe trauma to the surrounding skin.