Although euphemisms like "saddlebag" and "love handle" make it easier to talk about body fat, they also make it easier to imagine a world in which humans are ridden like horses. Trim the fat with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $399 for three Zerona laser body-sculpting treatments (a $1,500 value)
- $599 for six Zerona laser body-sculpting treatments (a $2,400 value)
In 40-minute sessions, non-invasive low-level lasers seep beneath the skin on the body's trouble spots, such as the abs, love handles, and thighs. The laser energy disrupts fat cells' membranes, prompting them to release their fatty acids, which the body then flushes out via the lymphatic system or burns for energy. Two weeks of treatment, with three sessions conducted per week, tend to produce the best results.
Calistoga Massage & Chiropractic Center
Calistoga Massage & Chiropractic Center is a chiropractic practice, massage center, massage school, and weight-loss clinic all in one. Its founder, doctor of chiropractic Steven Ticen, has tended to patients for nearly a third of a century with services that run the gamut from chiropractic care and Zerona body contouring to hot-stone massage and spa facials. He employs a number of graduates from his attached massage-therapy school, which teaches students a signature technique, the Calistoga massage—a firm, Swedish–style massage that relieves tension and cures the phobia of other people's fingers.