Football has long been associated with the consumption of protein, from fans ravenously consuming sausage in the stands to hungry linemen devouring leather couches on the sidelines. Bite into sports with today’s Groupon: for $44, you get a party package at Makowski’s Real Sausage. The package includes the following:
- 4 pounds of italian sausage
- 4.5 pounds of italian beef with gravy<p>
For 92 years, Makowski’s Real Sausage has crafted a wide array of protein products from all-meat franks and brats to italian beef and polish sausages. The party package offers hosts the meaty supplies necessary to pack sandwiches for up to 32 guests on a big game day or assemble an all-meat sculpture of Dan Marino as a party centerpiece. The italian sausage is precooked and requires only a bit of heat to make it servable, and the italian beef with gravy comes frozen in a tray and requires 60 minutes in the oven before consumption. Makowski’s opens its doors on Monday–Friday from 6 a.m. to 3 p.m., preventing werewolves from devouring its entire supply of sausages.