Aside from wearing boldly lettered sandwich boards, the human body communicates most clearly and efficiently through its feelers and its eyebrows. Today's Groupon gives eyebrows the customization they seek: for $10, you get eyebrow, lip, and chin threading at one of Diva Beauty’s three Las Vegas locations (a $20 value).

Diva Beauty releases faces from follicular shackles with a slew of threading services. A practice poached from ancient beauticians, threading caters to sensitive epidermises by forgoing chemical-packed waxes and painful tweezing, instead lassoing wayward hairs and passing steers in a natural-cotton loop. Eyebrow artisans prune faces for approximately 30 minutes, precisely targeting and tugging wayward brow, lip, and chin hairs. Witness sculpted arches swiftly unfold with milder side effects than with alternative lock-removal methods, such as short-lived redness and foreheads bashful about their newfound nakedness.

Patrons should let fringe forests grow wild for a week before arriving for appointments at one of three locations, each trimmed with colorful artwork and modern accents.