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LabXpress – Multiple Locations

Women’s or Men's Wellness Profile (74% Off)

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$309
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74%
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$230
  • T460x279
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Lab technicians screen men and women for health issues with comprehensive panel tests

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid with insurance.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Medical tests are scientific ways to get answers to life's questions, including your blood type, your lung capacity, and the amount of room in your heart for love. Learn about yourself with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$79 for a women's wellness profile (a $309 value)
$79 for a men's wellness profile (a $309 value)

Wellness profiles include

  • Complete blood count (a $23 value)
  • Comprehensive metabolic panel (a $40 value)
  • Lipid panel (a $35 value)
  • Liver panel (a $38 value)
  • Thyroid panel (an $85 value)
  • Urinalysis (an $18 value)
  • FSH pituitary-gland test for women only (a $70 value)
  • Testosterone total for men only (a $70 value)

The 15- to 20-minute tests screen for various bodily imbalances that can cause stress, low energy, and a wide range of other health issues. Results are typically available within 24 hours.

LabXpress

For more than 20 years, locally owned LabXpress' Scott Farrell has been expanding his health-focused chain across the Southwest with the aim of providing readily accessible and affordable medical tests. Trained lab technicians at each location provide same day and 24-hour turnaround for a wide range of tests on bodily topics including drugs, DNA, STDs, and allergies. All results are kept confidential. Their wellness panels for men and women, meanwhile, offer insight into organ function and hormone levels to screen for signs of disease or superpowers.

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LabXpress

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    Conroe

    3708 West Davis, Suite I, Conroe
    Conroe, Texas 77304
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    Conroe

    8000 State Hwy 242, Suite 106
    The Woodlands, Texas 77385
    (936) 441-2021
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