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In a Nutshell

Able to turn around jobs in as quickly as two days, cleaners use nontoxic silicon solution that’s gentle on all fabrics.

The Fine Print

  • Expires Nov 7, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid only with dry cleaning and excludes house hold items. Not valid for men's laundered shirts. Valid for new orders only.
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Dry cleaning is especially useful for lawyers, who must sweat through many hours of trials and endure the jury’s Gatorade shower after a winning verdict. Keep a clean record with this Groupon.

Choose from Six Options

  • $15 for $30 worth of dry cleaning
  • $29 for $60 worth of dry cleaning

For both options, choose from the following locations: Lugano Green Cleaners, Pristine Green Cleaners, or Belaire Cleaners. Using the GreenEarth Cleaning system, fabric experts at all locations dry clean garments such as pants, sweaters, and jackets ($6.50).

Lugano Green Cleaners, Pristine Green Cleaners, and Belaire Cleaners

The garment-care specialists at this three-cleaner outfit adhere to the GreenEarth Cleaning system, which entails using a nontoxic, pure-silicon solution that is free of petrochemicals and aims to not pollute the air, water, or soil. Since the solution is chemically inert, it’s gentle on even the most delicate of pieces, such as sweaters knit from cashmere or socks woven from ostrich hair. Beyond completing dry-cleaning jobs in as quickly as two days, crews perform alterations, preserve wedding gowns, and clean and condition leather or suede. They also repair shoes, handbags, and luggage and can arrange pickup and delivery for clients in the metro area.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Hallucinations

Whether due to fatigue, anesthetic dentist gas, or aimless desert wandering, everybody experiences a terrifying and/or euphoric hallucination at some point in their lives. Keep this guide close in order to survive the experience without succumbing to madness:

Keep Calm: Most hallucinations can be confronted by simply acknowledging them and moving on—for instance, if your roommate begins to expand into a translucent cerulean pyramid, don't make the rookie mistake of trying to climb him. Instead, remind yourself, "That's just Matt. There's no gold in Matt."

Stay Close to Your Halluci-Buddy: A halluci-buddy can keep you grounded in the real world while you confront the terrifying universes inside of you. Remember to never let go of their hand, even if it turns into a brass clockwork tentacle where the individual suckers are the faces of tiny watches.

Don't Read Into Symbolism: Sometimes hallucinations can lay your private anxieties bare as visual metaphors, but just as often they're completely random. Or, to paraphrase Dr. Freud, "Sometimes a cigar is just your computer keyboard turning into a giant, skittering centipede, and sometimes the clacking of its carapace is just you composing an e-mail to your boss that you won't remember sending."

What percentage of hallucinations turn out to be real?

Lugano Green Cleaners, Pristine Green Cleaners, and Belaire Cleaners

  • A

    Lugano Cleaners

    9771 E Illiff Ave., Suite C
    Denver, Colorado 80231
    (303) 369-7896
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  • B

    Pristine Green Cleaners

    909 S Oneida St., Suite 7-9
    Denver, Colorado 80224
    (303) 329-3255
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  • C

    Belaire Cleaners

    1581 S Pearl St.
    Denver, Colorado 80210
    (303) 733-7800
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